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Chances are that if you’re reading this, you’re probably NOT going to the 83rd Annual Academy Awards ceremony this Sunday night. Well, every year the folks that do attend get a goodie bag full of some truly amazing swag. This year’s contents are worth a total of $75,000! Want to know what’s in the bag?

Here’s the list (and mind you, this is only a partial list) …

• Blu Cigs special edition electronic cigarettes (?!?)
• The Kim Kardashian Signature Watch Collection by The Brissmor Company
• a Virgin Galactic limited edition sub-orbital space craft scale model
• a $5,000 all-inclusive week-long fitness retreat
• a $12,000 Belize getaway at Cayo Espanto — a private island
• a $16,000 all-inclusive getaway to Huvafen Fushi luxury resort in the Maldives
• a new limited edition “gold” Motorola XOOM tablet (valued at $600)
• a plush toy version of Heidi, the cross-eyed German opossum, and Facebook phenomenon

Here’s a video showing off the Kim Kardashian Signature Watch Collection …

We want to know if you could any one of these items, which would it be? Which one could you definitely do without? Leave a comment!

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